CAPTAIN SEAWEED'S PLEASURE ISLAND
This here web sight is a HHaaaAAAKKPPttooooey mistake a me own makin. If'n ye want a peek inside a me head, that's okay then, ye'll find it down below, just afore the galley. AARRGGHH. HYUHHYUHhyuh. Ye stinking lubber, goes ahead then, see if ye can navergate this here labyrinth of terror. AARRGGHH. I'll see ye in Hell, I will, if'n I doesn't see ye at Vics's first.